Memoirs Misplaced

i miss the dirt
i miss chopping doll hair
i miss the long endless chats i used to have with me
i miss those fist fights always came back bloody but a winner
i miss being able to count the bones in my rib cage..
i miss Maggi.. slurp!
i miss the small puppies i would bring back from school and hide..
i miss kapeesh the kalu pup who stayed the longest with me
i miss my newspaper notes i used to feel so rich with that fake currency...
i miss my small airy chikken frocks and ganjees, never had to bother about what showed and what didn't..
i miss sneaking out of bed every afternoon and most nights to attack the ladoo jar.. slurp slurp!!
i miss dad with him went away so much of what could have been.

Big spaces.... Shallow minds!!

Big offices drive me crazy and the prospect of spending a huge precious chunk of my bery own life in them… yaekks!… freaks me out completely…

Keep imagining the reactions I would get if I stood on the desk and threw water balloons at them tied and suited nerds… he he what fun…

I see green... Hiiiiiee yaaa!!

I've always felt that everybody has a 'hulk gene' i.e. we all at some point in time or the other have felt the heat rise to our faces, ears turn red, as though some ones blowing a giant balloon in ur gut that is precariously close to bursting..
i guess u get the point..

For those who have never experienced it u have my sympathy and respect..
Sounds weird? but hey, u have never been a real threat to anyone ever..
and respect cause u have peace of mind the likes of which i have only read about.

Having been called hot headed a zillion times
Its time I dissect the cause
Admitted I lose my cool a dozen time a day at least (that's if people around me are lucky)
But what infuriates the most.. What mortally repels
well I have got to give it off to the self righteous lot that lacks imagination..
the unoriginal hypocrite who claims "how can blah blah do such a thing... cheee!!"
and do a sleek volte-face and create a bovine behavioural replica...
Is it sheer dumbness? When will these ostriches realize it is so bloody obvious..

SMASH HIT BREAK BURN... Hulk gene's kicking in....